Follow That Dream.

hello. ♥

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via pierce-the-sirens-at-the-horizon)

My day without msg from you:Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday and Sadday

My being a fat woman does not mean:

fatshitcray:

whatistrueforme:

  • I am desperate.
  • That it takes less on your part to be romantic. 
  • That I will jump into bed with you because you “pity” me.
  • That I have to be attracted to you if you are attracted to me.

slow clap

(via bplvs)

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via pierce-the-sirens-at-the-horizon)

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst, via theperksofhowilivenow)

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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